Sup, woman? I’m Mallory! A wine obsessed, fitness loving, infertility bitch slapper. I am a social worker. A fitness instructor. And a hater of cooking. Oh, and did I mention… a mom? Join me as I curse my way through this crazy journey of motherhood! And as I live the life of a doctor’s wife.
PS- Fuck residency.
PPS- I’m usually drinking every time I post. Just a warning.
A Little About Us:
I earned my Masters in Social Work from the University of Iowa in 2012. These days I work for hospice as a Bereavement Therapist for children and families. I earned my B.S. from Iowa State University #GoCyclones! That’s where I met my sweetheart, Brad, who swept me off my feet in 2008 with his crazy fun personality and charming good looks (featuring big dimples, perfect hair and a 6’5” stature). I was obsessed with him from day one. It doesn’t’ sound creepy now that I married him, right? Oh, did I mention he’s also super smart? Brad is a doctor. We are currently counting down the months he has left until he’s done with his Internal Medicine residency and we can begin our lives like real humans! Which is also, hopefully, the countdown to our Honeymoon #NotKidding #TicToc
The anchor to this blog is about my new found identity as a mom. After undergoing infertility treatments (read my timeline here) I finally have some serious chubby cheeks to kiss.
Cheers to that, y’all!