I'm a friendly person. Often overly friendly. Not the overly friendly kind that picks up hitch hikers - although that is tempting, I better not. But when I see a girl with some bomb ass shoes I'm going to tell her. When I see a little boy at the park who helped another kid out I will shout … Continue reading stop talking shit and compliment someone
Dear new mom, I have some advice. Let me start by saying you are not: Crazy. Bad at this. Going to die. You may have had a traumatic delivery, a stay in the NICU, breastfeeding is a disaster, your hormones are so crazy you can't quit crying and your tear was so bad you can't … Continue reading dear new mom: look beyond the photo
"Ready for number two yet?" asks an innocent, smiley employee at the local grocery store (and 100 other random people). http://www.wititudes.com/wp-content/uploads/420x294xtheres-nothing-quite-as-painful-as-suppressing-much-needed-eye-roll-ecard.jpg.pagespeed.ic.Kvr2rv9keQ.jpg My eyes don't physically roll back as far as I want them to when I hear questions like this. Not because the idea of another child is so absurd or the question itself is … Continue reading “ready for number two yet?” hashtag wink wink
It's March. And tomorrow is March 4th which is the only day in the year that is a command #RandomFact. It's the beginning of the month so it's time to evaluate your goals and how they're going. Fuck that. Evaluate our goals? Stoppppppppp. What happened to not taking life too seriously... you know, like on … Continue reading 10 bombass tiny goals you can achieve right now
My mom gave me some very important advice one time when I was dating some douchebag in high school. "You don't need to tell him everything." Wise woman. Consider it done. I realize she wasn't advising me to tell lies but it's just kind of what it turned into. 1. When you make dinner from a … Continue reading 8 everyday things it’s OK to lie to your partner about
Are you in a slump with your New Years Resolution to lose 50 pounds in 60 seconds? Or disappointed you're not the pinterest woman you thought you'd be when you grew up? I've got some news for you... life is a lot more fun when you lower the bar. That's right. Lower the damn bar. … Continue reading life is easier when you lower the bar.
I often hear mom's say things like "Where has the time gone?" "You're growing too fast!" or "I wish I could pause time." The first 6 months as a new mom I can honestly tell you I never once had those thoughts. My response to these mom's was more like,"what the fuck, are you delusional from … Continue reading 9 Months: The Sweet Spot