“ready for number two yet?” hashtag wink wink

"Ready for number two yet?" asks an innocent, smiley employee at the local grocery store (and 100 other random people). http://www.wititudes.com/wp-content/uploads/420x294xtheres-nothing-quite-as-painful-as-suppressing-much-needed-eye-roll-ecard.jpg.pagespeed.ic.Kvr2rv9keQ.jpg My eyes don't physically roll back as far as I want them to when I hear questions like this. Not because the idea of another child is so absurd or the question itself is … Continue reading “ready for number two yet?” hashtag wink wink

10 bombass tiny goals you can achieve right now

It's March. And tomorrow is March 4th which is the only day in the year that is a command #RandomFact. It's the beginning of the month so it's time to evaluate your goals and how they're going. Fuck that. Evaluate our goals? Stoppppppppp. What happened to not taking life too seriously... you know, like on … Continue reading 10 bombass tiny goals you can achieve right now

8 everyday things it’s OK to lie to your partner about

My mom gave me some very important advice one time when I was dating some douchebag in high school. "You don't need to tell him everything." Wise woman. Consider it done. I realize she wasn't advising me to tell lies but it's just kind of what it turned into. 1. When you make dinner from a … Continue reading 8 everyday things it’s OK to lie to your partner about